When your best friend comes with a +1 

When I hear the words 'you'll just have to meet him' i'm immediately filled with dread. I won't like him. He's not good enough, I already know. He's not good enough because you're my friend, and he could be a Brad Pitt lookalike shitting diamonds out of his ass and I'm still not going to … Continue reading When your best friend comes with a +1 

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Why my wedding was the perfect garden party. 

I didn't expect it to go well. The whole thing had been a disaster from day one. From choosing a venue, to organising guests and bridesmaids, to finding a make-up artist; nothing about that wedding came easy. Standing outside the church, with the painted faces of the Lollipop Guild staring wildly at me (OK, it … Continue reading Why my wedding was the perfect garden party.